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  1. Caesar-Salendar

    Sarah talks about some personal experiences involving a U-lock, while Colin tells tales of self-impalement. We all express how we really feel about thieves.

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  2. If You Gaze Long Into The Grits, The Grits Also Gaze Into You.

    This week we discuss some of the finer points of Tolkien linguistics as applied to cat names, and Caleb fulfills his solumn vow to bring you, dear listener, the cooking show nobody asked for.

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  3. The Caleb and Colin Show!

    Ethan has fallen behind on his beauty sleep and decides to make it up on the podcast. The rest of us soldier on and discuss all of the latest news in grasshopper goings-on, as well as fly infestations and some shady motels we've stayed in.

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  4. Have a Seat, Rev. Dr. M.L.K. Jr.

    Ethan, who has always had a bone to pick with the Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Jr., tells us about his childhood time-traveling capers to keep MLK from propogating his genes. We also have our weekly grasshopper corner and try to take back the N word.

    The Hector Boy

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  5. Choose Your Own Demise

    Listen in this week for even more grasshopper stories. We recall some of our favorite childhood "Choose Your Own Adventure" books, and discuss our grand aspirations to be not the world's worst podcast, but perhaps the world's second worst podcast. Finally, we give a film review and perform the latest …

  6. The Chicken Choked While Choking the Chicken

    Listen this week to learn the dramatic fate of Purdy the chicken. We discuss the total eclipse and Colin recalls his high-speed chase of a gap in the clouds. Finally, we reveal our true feelings about the Confederate Battle Flag.

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  7. I find your answer to be quite... riveting!

    Ethan extolls the virtues of the self-tapping screw, while Caleb tells a long, rambling story about the trials of his high-school science fair, and Colin elaborates on the art of railroad tie destruction.

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  8. On This Glorious Day, We Are All Slazoom

    We are joined this week by Paulo, of 9-11 fame, as well as gay Sara. Topics include favorite bird, accidental bladder evacuation, and affected accents.

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  9. My Family is The Thing!

    Ethan educates us on the different varieties of fleas, Caleb confesses his fear of the Ghostwriter bubble-gum monster. Sarah swears revenge upon Sunny the bird. Overall, I'd give this episode a C+.

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  10. EXPECTO PATRONUM!

    Caleb explains his technique for repelling dementors. Meanwhile, Ethan, now an aspiring cannibal, has aquired an additional Sarah in his household, and Colin's voice has become weak and distant, like a tiny tiny baby.

    Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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